Okay, so if you are truly a spam master like myself you have heard of this infamous place. It is the home and sacred land of all spammers. It's our chapel...our temple...our capital. If you haven't heard of this world yet(yes it is a WORLD) then you are horribly unworthy! But since I'm kind and helpful I will explain it to you. Back at the TA there are dorms, Room 4 among them. These dorms have been known to have an occasional pillow fight or two but Room 4 brought even that to a whole new level. It all began with a package of skittles. These skittles were used as amo between the various inhabitants of this room and we're constantly being thrown violently across the room. This went on for what seemed like years, escalating until they reached a point of m&m's, now and laters, sour skittles and even CHEESE! Yes I said cheese. This room soon became a spam icon and inspired many spammers of our world today. I am here to recreate that amazing room in all its glory.

Amo:
Skittles
M&Ms
Sour Skittles
Now and Laters
Starburst
The occasional cheese to be thrown whenever I say EAT THAT *rolls around laughing*
Berries and Cream Starburst

Weapons:
Hands--thrown, flung, chucked, etc.,
Turboblaster: regular
Turboblaster: Cullen Style
Turboblaster: Speed of Light

The fights commence like this....I will begin.

*violently blasts skittles all over the room with an honorary Queen of Spam turboblaster*

oh no you don't!! *vicously attacks back with sour skittles in a chucking motion!

*throws handfuls of Skittle into the air and laughs as they rain down on anyone in Room 4*

(AHA! I'm sorry but I had to laugh at Brandy! *high five* I'm proud of my niece!)

What can I say? I'm pretty awesome!

*violently creates a skittle rainbow over Brandy's head, all of them falling on top of her*

AHHHHHH!!!!!! *BLASTS Skittles at Maddie while making a mad dash for cover*

Oh thats what you think *pulls out spam blaster--the new nonstop skittle machine and begins firing*

*hides behind couch* WHERE'S ALICE? We gotta get her. *reaches out enough to chuck M&Ms at Maddie*

*eats M&Ms, loading more skittles* Eat that! *puts on war paint*

*putting on some camo* BRING IT!!!!!! *blasts out M&Ms and Starburst*

O_O .. *is hided behind the door* MOUAHAHAHA SURPRISE!

*catches them all in her mouth and swallows* I've been practicing! MUHAHA! *chucks now and laters--watermelon flavored*

HEY ALICE... I got you something..... *fires Skittles*

Maddie, don't think I left you out *M&Ms rain down on Maddie's head*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Oh and mommy....*sneaks up behind, dumping bucket of skittles on her head*